Monday, July 28, 2014
It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.
Chuck Palahniuk, Diary (via romanwildernessofpain)
Sunday, July 27, 2014
[on meeting Bob Odenkirk]
I work at the gift shop at the OldNorth Church and it was actually while I was working that I met him. He came up to me at the counter and asked if we had a bathroom. I was kind of stunned so all I said was “are you on Breaking Bad?” even though I knew. He was like “yeah, do you have a bathroom?” Still stunned, I asked him if I could take a picture with him. We took a picture and then I finally gave him directions to the bathroom.
Saturday, July 26, 2014
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
Friday, July 25, 2014
Sounds Like Bullshit: The GIF
I like where I am in life right now. Faith. Faith can move mountains.
Thursday, July 24, 2014
youre gonna look so goddamn cool
way 2 spooky
Damn doggy, good times, thanks. I wrote your name in wet cement by the Brooklyn banks.
Girls on okcupid keep messaging me first what the fuck is this shit